baby it's cold outside

chewing on thoughts.
surrounded by warmth and laughter
but there's only one love that satisfies

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halloween is coming, scott and i are asking each other random questions at work whilst running to fetch coffee for various customers.

me: scott, if you had to choose between bathing in your own vomit or getting naked in front of 500 people, which would you choose?

scott: they both sound pretty awful. but you know what's worse?? picture this. you're neck-deep in your own puke, and someone hurls poo at you. Question: would you duck??

how on earth do you answer that?