blue chip bloopers

P, for ordering too many soy milk cartons.
"What can i get for you? 20 ounce steamed soy?"
she suggests to almost every customer that comes up to the counter in an attempt to get rid of all the soy milk.

Me, in passing on messages about hot cross buns
"She's got your buns!"-- me
"Don't say that!"--S
"She's got my what?" --customer says, wide-eyed and laughing
"Nevermind! it's Freudian slip in the coffee shop!"

Immediately following the buns incident
"She'll be taking care of you." --S in reference to P who was working the till

call it innuendo over time.
and befuddled student's brains frazzled over last week term papers and etc.